Funny Dreams

I woke up smiling in the middle of the night. Having just dreamt that a closing Metro door had sliced off the arms of a tourist who was holding the door for his fat children. On a positive Metro note, Metro has placed a station agent at the bottom of the Smithsonian escalators to tell tourists to keep moving so they don't get crushed by their ignorant brethren.

And DCist has noticed that its tourist season.