Metro Moron

How dumb do you have to be to stick your head between closing Metro doors? Not your arm or your leg. And certainly not the rest of your body. Just your head. And your neck. Then you get all pissy when the door shuts with your head inside the train and your body and bag, not. Really, how stupid are you?

Personally, I wanted the train to pull out of the station and drag this fucking moron along to the next station. Luckily for her (yeah, I bet you thought that it was a guy), the conductor was more merciful. Sometimes an example has to be made, for the betterment of humanity.