I am wearing my Natties cap

Well, I couldn't make it to today's home opener, but I am doing the next most American thing, listening to it on the radio. They just scored their first runs in the new home field, and I'm loving it. I can't wait to wake to wake up to a headline reading "Natties Light up the Giants" or "Natties Ice the Yanks." If only this damn art history class would go come as easily as those fake headlines.