Religious Persecution? Where?

Apparently we liberal are out for the blood of christians. Senator Bill "No seriously, I am not a fascist" First is going to appear on Sunday in an evangelical telecast claiming that the Democrats are against people of faith. I don't even know what this means, do Democrats persecute anybody who believes in anything? Trekkies beware! I will however assume that the Dems are persecuting every bible-thumping Jesus-freak out there, stopping them from praying, telling their children that there is no God, shooting the Easter bunny, etc.

The bigoted hate-mongering president of the Family Research Council claims that "For years activist courts, aided by liberal interest groups like the A.C.L.U., have been quietly working under the veil of the judiciary, like thieves in the night, to rob us of our Christian heritage and our religious freedoms." Really? The Dems are stopping you from worshiping at the alter of the one true and holy G.O.D.? I had no idea! I thought that they were just reading the part of the Constitution that says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," and realizing that we can't impose our Christian beliefs on anyone who may hold others truths to be self-evident. To think that those vicious thugs at the ACLU have been forcing God-fearing Christians to convert to Buddhism! How wrong! Lets burn them at the stake like we did those witches up in Salem!